David Archuleta Fans Would Seriously Die For Their Man - American Idol 7 - David Archuleta

If ever there is a case for Secret Service agents to follow former Idols around like lost puppies with machine guns, the reasoning for it may come to you after you watch this video above.

Captioned “The Most Horrible Day Of My Life,” the video begins the way one would expect the American Idol 7 finale to have gone, the announcement and then a classy retort.

Uh, no. Not really. If you really wanna see why pre-teen America is going nuts for their Archie (and some other “anonymous” freaks) watch this video. But be warned: It may cause you to throw something at your monitor.

None (and I mean NONE) of the other blogs have the balls to say what somebody should really emote:

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

BEH! (Choking)

Are you people serious? I BEG you to reply to this video. I would LOOOOVE to hear your reasoning for crying about a person losing a game show. Not only a game show, but also a KARAOKE GAME SHOW.

I know I’m not gonna get comped for saying the video is stupid, unlike other “bloggers,” and I could care less. And that’s the truth. Grow up, kids. Life only gets more difficult from here on.